From The Archives Of TMG - How Rob "Proposed" To HD

by **Hannah "Destiny" Robson** Sat Aug 06, 2016 10:47 pm

It's another new season of TMG: Syndrome Session and although it's younger brother Wrecking Session has closed it's doors you can bet that Syndrome shall still bring you all the non-stop, heart pumping action that TMG is known for!! For example look who has just arrived.

The backstage camera pans and catches uber sexy goddess and Pop Princess Hannah Destiny sitting on some random table somewhere in the New Hope Arena listening to her iPhone. Her IP Title and TMG MTV Title (which until said otherwise is still active) are sitting beside her, shining brightly in the light like as if they have been polished recently.

Speaking of looking good in the light, lets check out HD herself. Blonde hair is looking beautiful and radiant like she has just walked out off a shampoo advert and her skin tight leather outfit is showing off her body in all the right ways.

Unfortunately good things never last long and watching Hannah looking so fine is no exception as Rob Robson of all people appears on screen. This little S.O.B clearly has lost what little brain cells he had left last Tuesday night when Epik, Hannah and Blake teamed up to hurt and embarrass Rob. Lets watch and see how long he lasts before he gets hurt again...

Rob: Oh my beautiful canary, how beautiful you look in the glorious moonlight.

Da Fuck!?

Rob: Might I trouble you for a moment of your time?

Hannah takes out her earphones and slides off of the table, to her feet. She has her hands clenched into fists and looks like she is close to headbutting Rob in the face again.

Rob: Now hold on my beautiful canary, might I offer you a treat before you do what you're about to do?

It is now that we can see that Rob has one of his arms behind his back. He moves it to the front to reveal a red heart shaped box tied with a pink ribbon that he offers up to Hannah. She just continues to stare at Rob, not caring about the gift that he has for her.

Rob: Hmm... it's okay my beautiful canary. Let me open it for you like the wonderful future husband I am to you.

Rob opens the box and holds the chocolates up to Hannah's face. Clearly he is hoping that the sweet smell of chocolate will entice Hannah to become his wife. Man what a dunce.

Rob: Come on my canary, take a bite... I know you want too...

Despite everyone watching around the world wishing she would beat Rob over he head with the box of chocolates, Hannah takes one and places it in her mouth. Rob has the biggest smile in the world on his face right now... but it turns upside down as Hannah spits the chewed up chocolate in his face. The whole world is watching as it slides down Rob's face and onto the floor.

Next Hannah picks up the bottle of Mountain Dew sitting next to her two Championship Titles and takes a swig to wash the taste of Rob's chocolate out of her mouth. Rob has a smirk on his face as Hannah's eyes roll into the back of her head and she falls unconscious on the floor.

Rob: Oh my beautiful canary, you didn't think to distrust your own drink but don't worry I'll take good care of you.

Placing her in his arms, Rob starts to walk out of the arena with Hannah. He proceeds to walk over to his car where he puts her into the passenger seat and locks in the safety belt. Rob is smiling the smile of a mad man as he kisses the unconscious Hannah on her lips before closing the car door and walking over to his side of the car.

The cameraman tries to step up and be a hero but is shoved to the ground by Rob who gets into the driver's seat and drives off with his ''canary''.